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FEMA workers masquerade as reporters - 26 Oct 2007 at 1:15pm - WASHINGTON -- One way to get decent coverage in this rough-and-tumble city is to arrange to have your own employees interrogate you at your news conference.

Iraqi proposals on Kurdish rebels unsatisfactory: Turkey - 26 Oct 2007 at 2:59pm - ANKARA (AFP) - Turkey is not satisfied with the proposals Baghdad submitted at crisis talks here Friday to tackle Kurdish rebels in northern Iraq and wants more urgent measures, the foreign ministry said.

US steering clear of Kurdish fight - 26 Oct 2007 at 1:36pm - WASHINGTON -- The top U.S. military commander in northern Iraq said Friday he plans to do "absolutely nothing" to counter Kurdish rebels operating from the region and staging deadly cross-border attacks into Turkey.

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I'm as pure as the driven slush. -Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)