Don't Worry, We Thoroughly Checked Out These Allegations, and There's Not a Grain of Truth to Them

Ex-Military Prosecutors Fault Gitmo Trials

(08-01) 14:29 PDT WASHINGTON, (AP) -- The Pentagon acknowledged on Monday that two former members of the military team handling prosecutions of terror suspects at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, alleged last year that the trial system was rigged in favor of the government.

Officials said the prosecutors' claims of ethical lapses and potential criminal acts had been reviewed and dismissed as unfounded. Pentagon spokesman Lawrence Di Rita said an investigation determined they were 'much ado about nothing.'

Of course, we trust the Department of Defense's ability objectively and effectively to investigate itself. Right. Mm-hmm.