Thought I was finally going to actually watch a debate, but the most unpredictable thing happened: right after the first mention of a $3-million overhead projector, my TV turned off. So (as usual) someone will have to watch for me.
"Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons." –Douglas Adams